About Us

A company established by two bored, and high students.. Initially under the F&B sector, but then conglomerated to become a stalking company.. May the company live on!!!

Stalk the stalkers

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Siapa nak?

Hey.. Yes, once again, the blog has been left to rot.. Sorry about that.. Everybody is either in college, not in the mood to update or both. So yea, college has started (Yippie yea yea nyeh) and it is hectic. However interesting (yea right) that topic may be, Ali isn't going to talk about that. She is going to talk about something Abu said that was so funny, it had to be on the blog.
Well, it all started off during the time management talk which was so boring. Anyway, Ali and Abu were talking and were playing with Abu's keychain in the shape of a ring.. While fiddling with it, Abu said,
" Whoever wants to marry me, must give me a ring with the diamond bigger than this"

Well, how hard can that be right? Before Ali gets to that, she would like to crate a profile of Abu for those of you interested to give her a ring bigger than her keychain.

Name: Abu Bakar Cili Oob Eng Stalker 1.5
Whatelse can you call her?: Spleen, Ah spleen, Spleena, Mamak, Cockroach girl, Kitty Cat in a Poop Hole, Crap Monster, CELINA..
What does she like?: Apples, eggs, pink, pretty much everything Ali hates.. That and enjoying other people's misery
What does she hate?: Durian, meat, sports, pretty much everything Ali likes
What is the one thing she cannot tahan in a guy?: Guys who WILLINGLY curl their hair (she has no problem if they naturally have curly hair)

So yes, thats her profile. Back to the ring. Now how big is the ring?
IT IS HUGE!!! So to that guy who is going to try and 'kau' Abu, GOOD LUCK!! Ali hopes you don't cry when you see the bill for the ring that is suppose to be bigger than that (please ah, IT HAS TO BE ORIGINAL DIAMOND.. NO PLASTIC OR ANY OTHER PHONY MATERIAL.. Ali and Abu will go to the jeweler to ensure that). Oh, and that guy has to go through an interview session with Abu's bodyguard, also known as Ali.

Ps: Ali learnt quadratic functions during Mathematics today. While she was doing her work, she wrote this on the top of her book:
Yea. She doesn't only miss Ms. Chee, but all the other teachers, friends and guards from Srikl (yes, the guards too). Anyway, on another note, ALI AND ABU HAS FOUND A PERSON TO STALK!! Well, they have only seen him twice in one day (well, actually only Ali, then Ali went to Abu's class to tell her). :)

Anyway, that is about it. See ya and I MISS YOU GUYS!!

Ali

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The legacy.

We all know that the first edition of this "Joy Book" is placed in the time capsule. Since Ali and Abu goes to college, the legacy of this book must continue. We cannot continue stalking without it ^^


So in two days time, all new Taylorian's that will be taking 'A' levels would be present for the orientation day. Majority of we shareholders will be there too. AGM anyone? Sadly we don't have any prospectus when we first established it to a public limited company.


I bet you all can't wait for the 12th of January but to me, BLAH. I don't really care and I don't know why. Here's a little reminder of the orientation

Date: 12 January 2010
Time: 9am - 2pm
Venue: Multi Purpose Hall (MPH)


Hope you would all be there. I'm a little nervous now because my driving test is tomorrow. O.O
And the following day, college time..back to study after a short break -_-

THE COMPANY SHALL LIVE ON!

Reported by,
ABU

Monday, January 4, 2010

New Year, New Start

Hello everyone! :D

This is Queen Cleofi A.K.A Afi, "blogging" (if there is such word) for the very first time! And on her own, I must add.

Firstly, she would like to wish Happy 2010! to all readers. There hasn't been much going on as of now because the directors and shareholders are still on holiday. However, they will be starting college on the 12th so there will be new experiences to blog about in no time.

Let's talk about 2009. Afi knows that we shouldn't dwell on our past but honestly speaking, 2009 was one heck of a year. Tears, laughter, and not forgetting our exams. By the way, for those who don't know, the IGCSE results are out on Monday, January 25 at 00:01 (UTC/GMT). That will be 08:00 local time. This piece of information might have been "blogged" about before but no matter.

Anyway, the directors and shareholders have had their fair share of ups and downs throughout 2009 with college hunting, school-related stress and much more. Hopefully, 2010 will be a bright and happy one. But then again, those doing their A-Levels in Taylor's University College will be sitting for their AS-Level exams. So it's a continuous cycle of more studying and more stress. Sigh.

That's all for today. Afi has to get ready for her maintenance class where she will be maneuvering a car for the first time! Very pathetic, actually. Fingers crossed that all will be well xD

Cheers,
Queen Cleofi A.K.A. Afi

New and limitless authors

ATTENTION SHAREHOLDERS OF ALI AND ABU CO.

CONGRATULATIONS!

The company is proud to say that ALL the shareholders of this 2 year old established company are invited to become authors of this blog. An e-mail is already sent to you shareholders to make this blog a whole lot more interesting. Please accept the request and you too can post posts for this blog.

However, editing the layout etc. of the blog is still under the admin's control; Ali's e-mail add. So, only Ali and Abu can still access that ( i.e the main editing of the blog).

Since you are all given the priority to add/ edit posts in this blog, I really do hope to see quicker updates regarding anything. The delegated task is in your hands! Enjoy!

ANYONE IS ALLOWED TO BECOME SHAREHOLDERS OF THIS COMPANY ( DUH) WHICH WILL AUTOMATICALLY BECOME AUTHORS OF THIS BLOG TOO ( IF YOU ACCEPT OUR INVITATION VIA E-MAIL). INFORM THE COMPANY TO WHOEVER INTERESTED. TQ.

Ps- Ali, sign in through your email and click 'settings' and check the 'permissions' to see who else i missed out for the author invitation. Requests for a re-send can also be granted if informed either to Ali or Abu. To the unlucky shareholders that got missed out, I'm sorry and please note that on our 'feedback' column either by the 'traditional' or 'chatbox' way.

Reported by,
ABU

Friday, January 1, 2010

Usher in the new year

2009 was a great year for the Ali and Abu Co.. They started their blog, the recession didn't affect the company (on the contrary, the company did better during the recession :D) and the company grew in size, attracting new shareholders and employing new employees. No matter how awesome the year was, it has come to an end.

2010 IS HERE. Lets hope that this year will be as great or even better than the last year. So, on behalf of Ali and Abu Co., Ali would like to wish all readers

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Ok. Ali is going to the park with her cousins to play slippers and get hit on the head. Woopie :)

Ali