Hey.. Yes, once again, the blog has been left to rot.. Sorry about that.. Everybody is either in college, not in the mood to update or both. So yea, college has started (Yippie yea yea nyeh) and it is hectic. However interesting (yea right) that topic may be, Ali isn't going to talk about that. She is going to talk about something Abu said that was so funny, it had to be on the blog.
Well, it all started off during the time management talk which was so boring. Anyway, Ali and Abu were talking and were playing with Abu's keychain in the shape of a ring.. While fiddling with it, Abu said,
" Whoever wants to marry me, must give me a ring with the diamond bigger than this"
Well, how hard can that be right? Before Ali gets to that, she would like to crate a profile of Abu for those of you interested to give her a ring bigger than her keychain.
Name: Abu Bakar Cili Oob Eng Stalker 1.5
Whatelse can you call her?: Spleen, Ah spleen, Spleena, Mamak, Cockroach girl, Kitty Cat in a Poop Hole, Crap Monster, CELINA..
What does she like?: Apples, eggs, pink, pretty much everything Ali hates.. That and enjoying other people's misery
What does she hate?: Durian, meat, sports, pretty much everything Ali likes
What is the one thing she cannot tahan in a guy?: Guys who WILLINGLY curl their hair (she has no problem if they naturally have curly hair)
So yes, thats her profile. Back to the ring. Now how big is the ring?
IT IS HUGE!!! So to that guy who is going to try and 'kau' Abu, GOOD LUCK!! Ali hopes you don't cry when you see the bill for the ring that is suppose to be bigger than that (please ah, IT HAS TO BE ORIGINAL DIAMOND.. NO PLASTIC OR ANY OTHER PHONY MATERIAL.. Ali and Abu will go to the jeweler to ensure that). Oh, and that guy has to go through an interview session with Abu's bodyguard, also known as Ali.
Ps: Ali learnt quadratic functions during Mathematics today. While she was doing her work, she wrote this on the top of her book:
Yea. She doesn't only miss Ms. Chee, but all the other teachers, friends and guards from Srikl (yes, the guards too). Anyway, on another note, ALI AND ABU HAS FOUND A PERSON TO STALK!! Well, they have only seen him twice in one day (well, actually only Ali, then Ali went to Abu's class to tell her). :)
Anyway, that is about it. See ya and I MISS YOU GUYS!!
Ali

